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[ You know what's manly? GARDENING.

Yes that's right shut up and don't judge him, it's kind of a necessity for his people. They may be gatherers but they also tend to cultivate the food they eat and really Yllit's just lucky that he'd had some Pa'sol seeds with him to grow. otherwise food could have been a problem :|;; So far off from the main tower he sits in a small clearing where he's begun to grow the white flowers--which currently have their petals closed since the moon hasn't risen yet. But the sun's mostly gone down by now so it's MORNING CHORES TIME for moonbunny.

And unlike his usual lineface attitude around most people, alone with the flowers he seems to be in a better mood! *^* good tiny plants, you're doing well♥ ]

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.............. [ yeah guess who is taking that saying literally because his people don't do....swears...... ]

....I mean jerk. [ OH MY GOD LIT STOP IMAGINING HIM LIKE AN ACTUAL ASS. PLEASE STOP. ]

[ JERKING YOUR INSENSITIVE....BUTT??? WHAT??? ]

--There is no need to further explain yourself. [ please, stop. ]

[ Then just excuse him while he facepalms, because he hates his life so much right now. ]

[ GOOD, HE SHOULD. Yllit is just going to sigh and feel so much secondhand embarrassment for Stern right now ]

....

[ HIS LIFE. Can he just... erase the last half of the conversation? Is that a thing? ]

I'll just... go.

[ Because he's so super embarrassed bro. ]

... [ Yeah that is probably for the best and he knows that. But he's still going to open his dumb mouth here anyway ]

It is not necessary if you wish to remain.

...You sure about that? [ He might stick his foot in his mouth like a dumbass again. ): ]

There is a lesser chance for a misunderstanding if you do not attempt to converse, if you are that worried. [ :D you can hush! ]

Alright. [ Lets take bets to see how long that will last! ]

[ 3 seconds, not even.

Yllit will pluck one flower delicately from the ground with a short not and take it up, but he won;t be taking a bite out of it or anything and simply motions for Stern to follow him. He has a morning ritual thing to do here you know, he's not going to stand in front of flowers forever ]

[ Fuck you man, he can be quiet for more than a second.

Stern blinks before following behind, morbidly curious as to what exactly Lit is going to do with that flower. As he is CLEARLY not eating it... right now.

Moonbunny you are the weirdest. ]

[ HE CAN GRAB A SNACK TO GO, HUSH ;u; he just wants to move a bit deeper into the forest. It'll become harder to see for normal people, but Yllit manages just fine as they move into thicker forest. The trip takes about five minutes, but eventually they'll come to a small bit of river that's deep enough for a slight pool to have formed.

This is where he'll delicately set the flower on the ground before starting to remove his armoured gloves and leather padding ]

[ Stern doesn't find it too difficult, even when it becomes difficult for his eyes his other senses take over. Living with the druids and witches for as long as he did he became accustomed to the forest, he learned how to navigate it even without the use of his eyes.

When they reach the river he blinks, mind taking a few moments to catch up. His eyes almost bulge out of his head when it does.

IS HE? DEAR GODDESS IS HE REALLY...

Uh... ]

[ WHAT DON'T YOU BATHE SOCIALLY WITH YOUR PEOPLE 8T Ghanbal loved bathing at the same time as him.

Yllit gets both arm guards and his cloak off before he notices Stern staring, lifting a brow passively ]

...?

[ KIDS DO.

He shakes his head quickly. Gotta remember that Lit is a guy, or at least should be one. It's hard to tell considering how... unmanly like he looks. ]

[ sjkgs get your head straight stern gosh!!! Yllit lifts a brow but will continue to disrobe when APPARENTLY NOTHING'S WRONG, and yes there is a total lack of lady chest or parts on him when he's finally bare. Plenty of scars through, and only when he's bare does he reach back to pull a braid forward so he can undo that, then the second in turn c: ]

...You may bathe also if you so desire.

[ The scars he notices more than the lack of lady parts. Oddly enough they're more interesting to him. ]

That's a lot of scars.

[ SEE HE KEPT QUIET FOR MORE THAN 3 SECONDS, WHERE IS HIS PRIZE?

He doesn't make a move to undress, but he does move a little closer to the water. ]

[ It doesn't answer his prompt, but he cants his head slightly without insult and merely nods ]

It is not uncommon for those in Paerto their their Forest. They are marks gained in the defence of my Forest. I do not dislike them. [ aka HE IS PROUD OF THEM >: ]

They're impressive. [ Any man without a set of scars isn't a man at all, a friend of his used to say. He made sure his dear prophet friend got a few of his own after he said that.

One of the most exiting nights of his life.

As if an afterthought he gives himself a quick look over, nose wrinkling up. Yeah, a bath might actually do him some good. So off the jacket goes! ]

[ Oh damnit Stern, don't endear him towards you that's cheating. For a moment Yllit looks surprised at the approval...but he'll quickly glance to the side with a small sound of acknowledgement and move to step into the cool water. Time to distract himself with a shower sob ]

[ Nope, he does what he wants!!

Stern is surprisingly good at getting his clothes off with ease and quick, you might think he's done it one too many times. But whatever. Once shirtless it is easy to see some of his own scars, mostly battle wounds aside from his left shoulder, which has a shape burnt into the skin. Still a pale red in comparison with the rest of his skin. ]

[ His culture doesn't have tattoos, but he;s seen some than Ghanbal and the other bandits had! They were inked though, nothing like this....so Yllit stares a little, tilting his head again.

Begrudgingly he'll give Stern a bit of respect here too for all those scars. ]

...You too fight often.

I like living. [ Because that is a good reason to fight right? Self preservation? He may go on the occasional for the good of the people fight every once in a while but honestly he just likes living. ] Trouble likes to follow me where ever I go, so I don't really have much of a choice.

[ He dumps his shirt on his jacket and removes his pants. Don't mind him, once his clothes have completely vacated his body he'll getting into that water and splashing around like a dork for a minute. WATER IS FUN AND GREAT OKAY. ]

.... [ Stern are you actually acting as old as you look to Yllit for once. SUCH CHILDISH BEHAVIOUR--he can't help but wonder if this is a Stern thing or a Human thing as his lips quirk every so-faintly, since he's just wading into the water calmly until it's at mid-stomach for him ]